From: Upper Management
RE: The Loo
In regards to this morning's noteworthy event, I ask that you please refrain from using Landry as a fire hydrant from now on. I'm sure Landry would be most appreciative to avoid any unnecessary baths as well. I understand you are extremely inpatient when someone is using a spot you so desperately want, but take note...if said spot is occupied please.
My Sincerest Appreciation,
past memos to pug can be found here 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 , 8 and 9}