Wednesday, October 28, 2009

a halloween warning

Dearest Trick-or-Treaters,

Please accept my sincerest apologizes ahead a time for the LAME bag of pretzels you're about to receive. I know, I know you can text all your friends in kindergarten and tell them what a terrible neighbor I am. But you see I was standing in line at Wally World with a huge cart of groceries when I realized I needed something to hand out and to avoid making a second trip to Wally World I grabbed the nearest thing to me.

Hence, the halloween shaped pretzels.

Sorry!

So, friends what are you handing out this year? It has to be cooler than pretzels!!

4 comments:

agent99 said...

Due to a ridiculous weight gain, I have gotten NO treats this year. Gotta hold out till H-1....and I bet all that will be left are the blechy candies like Mars Bars and Almond Joy. Or Smarties & those nasty MaryJanes if I'm lucky. Good for my booty, but the kids will hate me.

Mom to Gen & the Foo

Lauren Kelly said...

Oh, hilarious!!!!! :)

flip flops on lex said...

Boo for being the lame house this year! Oh well, at least it isn't pencils or something like that.

I will be a DC tourist for Halloween. Trick or treating in NYC is very different anyway. Kids go to stores, parties, and perhaps around the building if they live in a high rise that is hugely kid-populated. Weird though, right?

Whitney said...

Some kids like pretzels, ha! We are doing a Nestle assortment!